"I'll admit, the board and I had reservations about our outsourCEO™ at first. But he showed the same avarice (on a much smaller scale, mind you) and level of disinterest in the welfare of our employees almost immediately! The board was visibly relieved, and we're saving $925,000.00 a year! Thanks outsourCEO™!
-Wanda K. CFO
"Our outsourCEO™ not only has ten times the education of our former CEO, he smells better, too! (And the money we're saving has completely solved our pension issues!)"
PS. The way he says 'delight our customers' just tickles me!"
- Volker R. and Betty J. Union Negotiators
"When our current CEO got 6 to 9 for securities fraud, we thought about tapping a successor from within, but there was just no way we could turn down the outsourCEO™. Literally, no way. His prior experience as a warlord really came through during the initial negotiations."
